SPOOF TEXT :DD

First story :

ROMEO AND JULIET

One day, Romeo and Juliet walked together after work. They planned to have a dinner.

            “where do you want to go for dinner?”Asked Romeo.

            Then Juliet replied, “ I don’t know, maybe we could …. “. Juliet stopped talking because sudenly Romeo knelt in front of her.

            “ Oh My God! he was going to propose me ! hmm..I think it’s too soon, but I will say yes!

I will say yes!” said Juliet in her mind.

            “will you…” asked Romeo.

            “ yes Romeo, I will marry you,” said Juliet.

            “what?  Will you wait for me one second while I tie my shoe?” said Romeo.

Juliet walked away and said,” I hate you.”

Text analyzing

Orientation :  Romeo and juliet walked together  and make a plan to have a dinner.

Event 1                      :  Romeo asked to juliet where they  will have a dinner. 

Event 2                      :  Juliet think that romeo will propose   her.

Twist                          :  Romeo didn’t  want to propose juliet   but he want  say that 

                                  he was knelt

Second text

RED MARK

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings bought me a green mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my mood.

            We’ve discovered that when I’m in a good mood, it turns green. And when I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.

Text Analyzing

Orientation :  Her husband bought a ring mood  for make a good mood to his wife.

Event            :  The ring show a two colours when  her good and bad mood.

Twist             :  Her husband will got a big  red  mark on his forhead while her wife bad

                         mood.